His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.