your address is 607B right?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!