Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.