his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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