Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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