you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Even the bartender felt bad for me
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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