so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
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A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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