it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
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I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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