What a fucking waste of an outfit
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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