Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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