Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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