You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
