1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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