i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
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Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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