Me. At least after what I've been through.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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