the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
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I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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