Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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