Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
nut hugger
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I want a musical about memes.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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