What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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