hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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