how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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