scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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