I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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