Can Purell be used as lube?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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