Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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