Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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