MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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