He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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