my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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