Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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