I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
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Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Drunk is not a location!
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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