people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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