it wasn't lemon gatorade
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
My vagina just recognized that song.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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