Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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