As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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