I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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