I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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