ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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