so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
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sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
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well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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