well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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