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Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
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I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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