Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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