If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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