Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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