Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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