Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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