Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
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You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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