so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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