I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
My vagina is very pro this idea
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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