I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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