I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
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