oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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