Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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