Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
